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What are some of the psychic jokes in your stand up routine?
I pick out a guy in the audience and ask, “Do you believe in past lives, sir?” And he’ll usually say no. And I’ll say, “Well, I see that in your past you could’ve been my brother. No wait, maybe it was my sister. In any case, I want my dress back. And Mom wants to know why you haven’t called her in 200 years.”
Or I tell the audience, “I’m such a good psychic I write my diary a week in advance.” Or someone from the audience will shout, “If you’re really psychic, what’s my name?” And I say, “Let me guess? `Loser’? Do you really want me to guess your name--or what everyone else calls you?”
What’s the hardest thing to get used to as a psychic?
I have a lot of one-sided conversations with people. I'll see a client and say, “You’re getting your hair done tomorrow,” or “Your daughter is going to be in the school play.” People don’t even have to talk back to me. I just know.
You also do past-life counseling. How can someone’s past live help them today?
One lawyer that I read for has a recurring past-life dream, and I correctly described it to him. It was a Civil War battle, he was leading the charge, and his boldness got him killed. In this life, he is very timid and accepts the opinion of everyone else over his own and puts himself behind the pack. I showed him that his boldness and courage may have worked against him in his past life, but in this life, I saw that it would enhance his life.
How accurate are you?
Many people tell me that whatever I say to them comes true. They’ll lose their job, and I tell them that they’re going to get an offer for a better job with more money in six weeks that is more managerial–and it happens.
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