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Excerpted from Stacey Wolf's Psychic Living
Radio - No matter what you are thinking, the song knows the answer.
Lawn mower - The loud grumble and constant vibrating can instantly recalibrate your inner senses.
Mirror - Stare into it until someone else stares back. This works best if you are sleep deprived.
Bowling Ball - Covered up with a tablecloth—it’s an instant crystal ball. No one will know the difference.
Television - Stand in front of the fuzz at 4:00am. If there are ghosts in your house, they’ll suck you into the TV, where they feel you belong.
Dishwasher - Oops! Wrong list. That belongs on the household-items -that-cook-fish list.
Sponges - It was recently discovered that sponges are actually ancient alien caca left here at the time of Atlantis.
Frying Pan - Always a good instrument for seeing stars.
Telephone answering machine - Good for taking all those calls from the other side when you are off levitating.
Coffee grinds - It works with tea leaves, and after all, this is the 90s.
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